A Very Tinder Christmas

by The Dionysus Effect

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Looking at Tinder on Christmas Eve
Parents asking if I'm gonna set the tree
My bed is gone and the couch feels cold
Home for the holidays and feeling so alone

I found a match & they’re in the same place
Home for the holidays & needing escape
Maybe my mistletoe is in my phone
It's a Tinder Christmas or being alone

Chorus
Swipe right
On a silent night
You're the only one
That’ll make it feel right

You swipe left
When there’s nothing left
You're the only gift
I'm gonna get

Verse 2
Looking at Tinder on Christmas Day
The parents look for good deals on eBay
No gifts are given except for last night
Can't see her again cause she's on a late flight

But Found a match only a mile away
Wants Chinese food and to meet at her place
Maybe we'll be less alone at her home,
But on Tinder Christmas we're out of mistletoe

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released December 19, 2023

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The Dionysus Effect Troy, New York

New York-based trio, The Dionysus Effect, was formed in a dark basement with a passion for writing songs that conjure up raw energy but are still catchy af with boundary-pushing hooks. Members, Christoph Paul (lead vocals/ bass), Sean Quinn Hanley (guitar/backup vocals), and Brett Petersen (drums) combine their diverse musical backgrounds and talents for a unique explosion of sound. ... more

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